PB joke of the day-8 Ways To Know If You Have Mouth Odour (Funny List)

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Joke 1

8 Ways To Know If You Have Mouth Odour (Funny List)

1.You always win an argument quickly.

2. You are explaining something to your friends and they are
looking at another direction.

3. Any time you yawn, dog always barks.

4. You want to kiss your girlfriend//boyfriend and she tells you “I don’t like kissing”

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5. You want to whisper to your friend’s ear and he starts
begging you that he already knew what u wanted to say.

6. You try to sing for a little baby and he/she starts crying.

7. Pastor is praying for everybody in the church, when it gets to your turn, he instructs you not to say amen…

8. When u’re talking on a phone and it suddenly says battery low..

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Joke 2

Joke!! A Girl Directing Her New Boyfriend To Her Apartment

GIRL: Come straight down the main road and stop at the flats on your left side. At the first floor, there is an elevator, get in and press button 8 with your elbow.
When you arrive at room 8, press the bell (button) with your elbow and I will come and open.

BOYFRIEND: Ok. But why do I have to press the buttons with my elbow?

GIRLFRIEND: Are you coming empty handed?

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 Joke 3

Joke: Tutorial – How to Fart in Public and Retain Your Image

To fart in public is interesting but if you are caught, it can be very embarrassing. so just follow these guidelines & you are on your way to being a star in this profession.1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if its a closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.

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2. Make sure you face the wind direction. …

3. Make sure say you have enough leg space. U will soon know why.

4. Form Ajebor by crossing your legs every now & then.

5. you are ready to execute, try holding it till the time the hall is noisy in case your you fart is the type that sounds like AK47.

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6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.

7. Elevate the right butt.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If no sound, allow the fart flow steady.

10. Allow time for proper circulation.

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NOTE:

1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain.

2. When people start to shout “Chai!!! E no go better for the person wey do dis kind thing, ” simply contribute by asking “why the person who fart wont respect the presence of others?”

3. Do not complain more than others or you’ll become a suspect.

4. Quietly leave the area and relocate to another zone then repeat the exercise!

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