PB JOKE OF THE DAY -monday, January 21

PB JOKE OF THE DAY -monday, January 21

PRECBAZE Monday, January 21, 2019

Hello PBITES,we have about (4) funny jokes for you today...Read and laugh😁😁😁


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Joke 1

Funny Joke!! Ofego The Mental Derailed Man

Ofego was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived.

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Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house. Ofego
screamed, “Those are my children going to school!”
A minute later, a woman came out of the same house and Ofego screamed, “That’s my wife, she is late for work!” This time, the doctors were convinced Ofego was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains.
Just as they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Ofego screamed, “YES! THAT’S ME GOING TO WORK!”
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Joke 2

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Joke!! Funny Conversation Between Akpos And A Network Customer Care Agent
So Akpos who was so angry due to his inability to make calls with his line called a customer care agent…
Akpos:- Na wa oh! Person go dey call una on top him money, na nonsense music una go dey carry person play, abi una think say na flash i dey flash since?
Customer Care Agent:- Thanks you for calling customer service. my name is Kingsley, how may i help you?
Akpos:- Help who? If i tell you my problem una go fit help me?? Na una get problem yet na una go dey ask person him own problem. For the past three days now,network no dey my phone, i no fit send text, call out or even browse, shey na by force to give the whole nigeria free browsing? Una carry the browsing wey people pay for


give people wey no pay still yet na promo una claim say dey happen, which kind level be
Customer Care Agent:- We sincerely apologize for any inconveniences sir, what’s your name and where are you calling from?

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Akpos:- Na thunder go dis-virgin all una mouth, na my name go solve the problem? Abi craze dey play draft with ur head? I say i collect number frm one fine girl since on Friday reach today, i never call am! And i wan carry am comot dis saturday today na Friday already, As i dey talk so i never fit
call am, make una no fall hand oh.. Cos ah don send am N1k card.

Joke 3

Rib Cracker!! These Jokes Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1 – Yesterday in a mental hospital in Nigeria, a patient with a knife in his hand was chasing after the senior doctor……..(Eye) witnesses confirmed that the doctor was frantically running……. And the mad man handed over the knife to him saying “Hi doc, stop now!!!! Its now your turn to chase me!
Senior doctor fainted

See also 👉👉Another funny joke😁😁

2 – A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was going crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later their GateMan died.

Do not rush in solving problems..


Joke 4

New Funny Jokes For You (Get In Here)
1. My friend wrote an application letter, instead of writing dear MADAM , he mistakenly wrote dear MADMAN

Hope he’s still getting the job.
2. When a guy doesn’t love you anymore you will hear things like … baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It’s over please!
3. It’s only in NIGERIA people will knock on your door and still uses their mouth to do “ko-ko-ko”
Nigerians…. But Y?


4. My friend when your crush finally texts you and say “Hi how are you?” Do not waste time just reply “I’m single and you?” I repeat do not waste time.
5. When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one .

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Am I making any sense?
6. Dear smokers,
The kidney you are damaging with cigarette,why not sell it and buy G-wagon
7. Abeg I hate people replying me with “hmmmm” during chats or bringing it into our chats… It makes me remember the money I lost in MMM.


8. Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. “Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!
9. Because a girl replied u with “thanks love ”
You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•
10. Women behave mature and intelligent during d period of pregnancy Because at d same time her body have 2 brains, the child’s & her own.

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